A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field.
After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows.
A 178 year old Civil War survivor told me this joke.
Me: "Hey old man, tell me a joke from the war!!"
Him: "I can't remember any - I General Lee didnt find them very funny."
A British General and his Men
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.
Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office.
“Since we weren’t actuall...
A passer by asked a tree surgeon how many trees he has cut down...
Surgeon: Exactly 178,794
Passerby: Wow, how do you know that?
Surgeon: I keep a log
I won't let anyone label me as an underachiever.
This year I've successfully gone 178 days without a job or a girlfriend.
Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone.
There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total.
Jokes in Jail
A man arrives at a prison to begin serving his sentence. As he enters the cellblock he hears "246!" followed by loud laughter. Weird but it's jail, whatever.
The next day he's grabbing lunch and hears "75!". Again whoops and people cracking up. The prisoner sits down next to an old-timer and ...
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