That's the last time I take a cab to the drive-in!
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You can call my ass Mt Rushmore
Cause it could make a 138 year old man hard as rock
A wife cooked her husband a pasta dish and posted the pic on fb
Later at the dining table...
Husband: “Sweetheart, I think it needs a bit more salt."
Wife : “What the hell! This pasta got 453 Likes and also 138 people commented 'Yummy'. But there's no pleasing you is there?"
Stuttering Sam the S-S-S-Salesman
Three guys, Adam, Barry and Sam, got hired by Mike the Manager to sell bibles door-to-door. First day of work, they had a quick meeting with Mike and they were each given a separate area of the city that they were to try to sell their bibles. They were to go out, use their best judgment as to the lo...
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