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One Liners & Zinger Help Request

Hi everyone. I don't know if this is allowed. If not, pls recommend where I can go.

I work in a furniture store and we want to have fun with our outdoor sign. One liners or zingers. PG13.

Give it your best shot, furniture based. The best jokes are always in the comments.

I'll go...

I used to make some real zingers a long time ago.

But then KFC fired me because I made a whopper.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

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