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You Get Fire Jokes

Working at an unemployment office must be so tense.

Even if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?

You get fired from the zoo

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A guy is talking to his coworker.

Guy: "Man, I got fired."

Coworker: "Oh no! What happened?"

Guy: "Boss told me that if I didn't fuck her right there in the office, I'd get fired."

Coworker: "Oh, and you said no?"

Guy: "No, I said yes!"

Coworker: "So why did you get fired?"
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How is sex work different from other occupations?

You get fired unless you suck at your job

I was up all night wondering...

if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?

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