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You Be Interest Jokes

"Would you be interested in contributing to our Sperm Foundation Fund?"

No thanks, I gave at the office.

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Bartering Australian style

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

S...

An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bakery

As they are standing at the counter, the Englishman quietly picks up 3 buns stows them away in his pocket.

He turns slightly towards the Irishman, saying quietly, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The baker didn't even see me."

The Irishman scoffed back, "That's jus...

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God's commandments (x-post classic4chan)

God went around the world looking for a nation to give his commandments to.

First he tried the French.

"Would you be interested in my commandments?"

"What's in 'em?"

"Well... There's 'thou shalt not commit adultery."

"No thank you."

God then tried the Romans...

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