Yale University Jokes

He walks up to a student and asks "where's the bathroom at?"
The student responds haughtily, "here at Yale, we're taught not to end a sentence with a preposition.
The man realizing his mistake corrects himself, "where's the bathroom at, asshole?"

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4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

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