The Hardest Part Jokes - 34 Hilarious The Hardest Part Jokes

What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive

Trying to act surprised.

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of being a vegan?

Waking up at 4.30 am to milk the almonds.

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"This is the hardest part of our job," said the police officer after Adam was pronounced dead in the accident.

"Yeah, but break the news slowly. His wife is a very sensitive person."

The police officer knocks on the door and Adam's wife opens it.

"Are you Adam's widow?" said the police.

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What's the hardest part about reading a Veterinarian book?

Putting it down

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what's the hardest part about having sex with a monkey?

training it to suck your dick without peeling it

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What's the hardest part of being an anti-vax parent?

Scraping those stick family decals off your rear window.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat...

The wheelchair

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NSFW what's the hardest part of fucking a vegetable?

Putting her back in her wheelchair

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What is the hardest part of rollerblading?

Telling your parents you're gay.

What is the hardest part about cooking vegetables?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What’s the hardest part about having sex with a clown?

Cleaning the grease paint off your back

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The hardest part of measuring Trump's package..

Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth

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What's the hardest part about eating a clock?

It's time consuming.

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Changing diapers is the hardest part about having kids

You can't half ass it.

The hardest part about my grandmothers death?

Making it look like an accident.

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the hardest part about hitting a child in public...

is avoiding getting caught by their parent's.

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The hardest part of dying....

Is Rigor Mortis

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The hardest part of making skimmed milk

Is throwing the cows across a lake

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The hardest part about learning the alphabet is the first four letters;

The rest is just E-Z.

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What's the hardest part of maintaining a relationship while being a necrophile?

No matter how hard you try, it all just falls apart

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I got turned into an egg once. You know what the hardest part was?

The shell

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What's the hardest part about getting a call from an old sexual partner and them telling you that they have HIV.

Acting surprised.

What's the hardest part of a new year?

Remembering to change dates before you repost.

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What’s the hardest part about drag racing?

Running in heels.

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What’s the hardest part of raising unvaccinated kids?

Finding a reliable necromancer.

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What's the hardest part about buying a new boomerang?

Trowing away the old one!

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Do you know what the hardest part of becoming a vegetarian is?

To quit cold turkey.

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The hardest part honestly of me being a single stay at home mom

is probably the fact that I'm a 28 year old man with no children

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I started dating a blind girl.

The hardest part was imitating her husband's voice.

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You know what the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer is?

The discrimination

What's the hardest part of playing track in an American high school?

Telling which gunshot is the starter.

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Young Virgin Couple

A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it.

Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.

"Pop, what do I do first?"

"Get naked and climb into bed," his father...

The hardest part about online dating...

Finding someone who clicks with you.

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