What is the only thing that if you fix you make it worse?
Elections
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“Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.”
“OK, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the doc soothed. “Get him in
here right away and I’ll take care of him.”
“But, Doc, I’ve been screwing the maid, too, and I’ve got the same symptoms
he has.”
“Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor.
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What should you use to fix your mask it it breaks?
Masking tape
Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German.
It’s as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct.
A man wakes up after a night of drinking to see a single red rose on his bedside table.
Beside the rose is a glass of water, two Advil, and a note from his wife. The note says, "Hi honey, the pills are for your headache. When you're ready, come down to the kitchen and I'll fix your favorite breakfast. Love you!"
He also notices that he is still in the clothes he was wearing la...
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