Twenty Year Old Jokes - 4 Hilarious Twenty Year Old Jokes

The surgeon tells a patient who needs a heart transplant, "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?"

The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart, that one hasn't been used yet."

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What's the worst part of having twenty year old kids?

There are 20 of them.

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What does an 80 year old woman have between her tits that a twenty year old doesn't?

Her bellybutton.

Why did the twenty year old anti-vaxxer freak out?

She was having a midlife crisis

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