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Twenty Year Old Jokes

The surgeon tells a patient who needs a heart transplant, "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?"

The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart, that one hasn't been used yet."

What's the worst part of having twenty year old kids?

There are 20 of them.

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What does an 80 year old woman have between her tits that a twenty year old doesn't?

Her bellybutton.

Why did the twenty year old anti-vaxxer freak out?

She was having a midlife crisis

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