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Did you hear about the new women's shelter?

It's called the "Tempura House"

It's for lightly battered women.

Go to the dog shelter for a dog and you are a Saint....

Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind!!

What's the first thing a woman should do after returning home from the battered women's shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Where do cannibals go to eat deep fried food?

The battered women's shelter

It ain't right

If you go by the pound to pick up a rescue dog you are treated like a big hero, but go by the women's shelter to find your next girlfriend and...……...

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