How does a Welsh man pleasure himself at the cliff edge with a pair of large Wellington boots?
He puts the back legs of a sheep into his boots and walks towards the edge.
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3 farmers were talking about how they have sex with their sheep. The first one said âI put itâs back legs down my wellies so it canât run offâ. The second said âI put its back legs down my wellies and itâs front legs over a wall, gives a different positionâ
The third says âI put its back legs down my wellies, with it facing me and put its front legs over my shouldersâ âWhy do you do thatâ asked the others, âwell, I donât want to miss out on the kissingâ
Itâs a rainy Tuesday and a dwarf lady runs into a doctors office in tears.
She sobs and tells the doctor âI canât stand it any more, every time it rains I get a terrible pain in my crotch! Can you help me?â
The doctor is rightly baffled by this, so he asks the lady to get on the table so he can examine her. Straight away he says âAh I can see the issue, and Iâm sure...
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