Water Fight Jokes - 7 Hilarious Water Fight Jokes

The kid next door challenged me to a water fight.

I thought I'd post this while the water boils.

I've just had a water fight with the kids in my street

I won! No one is a match for me and my kettle

The kids next door challenged me to water fight in the front yard.

I'm just posting real quick while I wait for it to boil.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight

I’m just checking reddit quickly before the kettle boils

I’m the undefeated champion of water fights in my neighbourhood.

Nothing beats the kettle

There’s a group of kids outside my house having a water fight, I’ve decided I’m going to go and join them

I’m just chilling on reddit waiting for the kettle to boil

Neighbour.

Me and my neighbour are always arguing, so I said to him, we have to sort this out once and for all.

He suggested a friendly water fight so no one gets injured..

Perfect, I said, just waiting for the kettle to boil.

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