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Water Gun Jokes

I think my wife has been putting superglue on my water gun collection.

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

A Stormtrooper tried to shoot me with a water gun.

But as usual, he mist.

I once tricked a cop by pointing my water gun at him.

\- Sent from ADX Florence

Water Pistol

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with wate...

It has been so cold out the last few days,

That you could rob me with a water gun.

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