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Water Gun Jokes

I think my wife has been putting superglue on my water gun collection.

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

A Stormtrooper tried to shoot me with a water gun.

But as usual, he mist.

Water Pistol

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with wate...

I once tricked a cop by pointing my water gun at him.

\- Sent from ADX Florence

It has been so cold out the last few days,

That you could rob me with a water gun.

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