I went to my Dr. the other day and said “doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam”
He said relax you’re two tents
What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
A man with no arms is looking for a new job
A man with no arms is looking for a new job in the newspaper when he comes across an ad for a Bell-Ringer at the local church. The next day we went down to the church and the doors were closed. So he banged on the door using his head to get the attention of the priest. The priest answers, "Yes sir, ...
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