Wakey Jokes

Tom finally wakes up from his sleep. Stretching his arms, he turns to the lady beside him, smiled and said, "Hey, I don't know your name."

Lady replied, "Well, I don't know your name either but I do know you are definitely screwed."

With that, the examiner collected Tom's blank exam ... read more

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..."

"Well, yes, is that a problem?"

"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for p... read more