Wakey wakey

Tom finally wakes up from his sleep. Stretching his arms, he turns to the lady beside him, smiled and said, "Hey, I don't know your name."

Lady replied, "Well, I don't know your name either but I do know you are definitely screwed."

With that, the examiner collected Tom's blank exam ...

So a politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

‟So, you’re a politician...”
‟Well, yes, is that a problem?”
‟Oh no, no problem. But we have recently adopted a new system for people in your line of wo...

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