Vowels Jokes - 30 Hilarious Vowels Jokes

I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels

Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.

What do you call a word with loose vowels?

Inconsonant

Why is O the noisiest of the vowels?

Because all the rest are inaudible.

Why do the vowels refuse to acknowledge their sixth member?

They don't know why

"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..."

the vowels."

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "Sometimes."

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All the vowels are having a masturbation contest.

They're trying to prove who would last the longest in bed, so they decide to start by seeing who can last the longest by themselves. As they start, A finished within minutes, closely followed by O. Several more minutes pass, and U cant hold it any longer, climaxing. Y, deciding they didnt identify a...

British English has only three vowels : A, I , O.

They have left E.U.

What's the difference between learning vowels and learning computer science?

When learning vowels, it's only sometimes "why?"

I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no word in the English language with more syllables than vowels.

I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refuses to accept criticism.

What did the y say in the final stand off during the Battle of the vowels of and Consontants?

‘We’re not so different, u and I’

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set.

So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.

The word “you” is made up entirely of vowels.

Yeah it’s not a joke, but when I tried to upload it to r/showerthoughts, I was told that wordplay wasn’t accepted. So here we are.

Is there a word that contains all the vowels, including Y?

Unquestionably.

Vowels, who borrowed 50 bucks from preposition 5 months ago goes back to return it.

But because of some reason preposition couldn't remember anything about it and asks what this is about. Vowels exclaimed- "Ae! I owe you!"

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

I was really happy when I discovered a word with all five vowels.

It was euphoria.

My friend is running around trying to get rid of silent vowels

but I say it's a waste of Tim.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?

RNC PR BS

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What's a 6-letter word that starts with the letter “n”, has 2 vowels in it, the letter "r" in it, and perfectly describes black people?

Normal.

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

...

I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."

The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

What's the best thing about playing Wordle on the toilet?

You can eliminate vowels and your bowels at the same time.

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A guy joins a monastery

A guy goes to join a monastery while he's waiting for the monastery to accept him and his vowels of silence he's allowed to ask things about what they do at the monastery.

They guy feeling a little on the horny side one day pulls a monk to the side and asks him quietly what to do when he's g...

"There were a load of vowels chasing me home. I checked behind me and they were catching up on me, and they looked really angry, like they wanted to hurt me. I didn't know what to do, dad," said my son.

I said, "OK...Summarize..."

He said, "Yeah, but not many."

I hope this isn't a repost, I came up with it on my own but it seems like it should be a thing already

My friend (I call him E) and I went to a competition for our children a few months ago on who could name the most vowels. He gave me five dollars to go get a drink. Now when I walk my daughter to school, I see him and always remember that I owe him money. So, I call out, "Hey! E! I owe you!" For som...

I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

I was better after I evacuated my vowels.

My friend and I were talking yesterday and

## he asked me if I sometimes randomly recited the English vowels. I replied, "Sometimes, why?".

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