I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
She didn't know I existed
I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no word in the English language with more syllables than vowels.
I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refuses to accept criticism.
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All the vowels are having a masturbation contest.
They're trying to prove who would last the longest in bed, so they decide to start by seeing who can last the longest by themselves.
As they start, A finished within minutes, closely followed by O. Several more minutes pass, and U cant hold it any longer, climaxing. Y, deciding they didnt ide...
I was really happy when I discovered a word with all five vowels.
It was euphoria.
Why did the Caribbean guy dislike one of the most commonly used vowels?
Because he was from Haiti.
Vowels, who borrowed 50 bucks from preposition 5 months ago goes back to return it.
But because of some reason preposition couldn't remember anything about it and asks what this is about. Vowels exclaimed- "Ae! I owe you!"
My Grandfather really liked Fall Out Boy
I never understood why, considering the age gap between him and the band. Every week, I’d go sit with him on his porch and we’d listen to the band, jamming out to some sick tunes and laughing our hearts out at each other’s awful singing. Unfortunately as time passed, he was diagnosed with Alzheimer’...
28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court.
They're awaiting their sentence.
Is there a word that contains all the vowels, including Y?
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What's a 6-letter word that starts with the letter “n”, has 2 vowels in it, the letter "r" in it, and perfectly describes black people?
We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set.
So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.
The word “you” is made up entirely of vowels.
Yeah it’s not a joke, but when I tried to upload it to r/showerthoughts, I was told that wordplay wasn’t accepted. So here we are.
"There were a load of vowels chasing me home. I checked behind me and they were catching up on me, and they looked really angry, like they wanted to hurt me. I didn't know what to do, dad," said my son.
I said, "OK...Summarize..."
He said, "Yeah, but not many."
My friend is running around trying to get rid of silent vowels
but I say it's a waste of Tim.
What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?
RNC PR BS
I've lost all control of my vowels...
Now I'm completely in consonant.
"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels
They're ... basically the same.
I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...
Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
Why couldn't Albert Einstein's dad teach him about vowels?
Cuz he didn't want to pay him when he said A.E.I.O.U.
I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."
The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
My friend and I were talking yesterday and
## he asked me if I sometimes randomly recited the English vowels. I replied, "Sometimes, why?".
I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.
I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
life with a daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.