28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court.

They're awaiting their sentence.

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.

If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

Old Macdonald...

...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.

What is the difference between a dad joke, a sad joke, and a bad joke?

Consonants.

life with a daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

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