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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?

Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!

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What was Pamela Voorhees' main complaint about Camp Crystal Lake?

The fucking teenagers.

What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?

"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"

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