What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?
Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!
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What was Pamela Voorhees' main complaint about Camp Crystal Lake?
The fucking teenagers.
What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
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