UPJOKE

My local Chinese takeaway is really struggling with cost of energy bills

They don't want to turn all the lights off, but they do dim sum

Go green and cut your energy bills in half!

install a wind turbine on your head that runs on all the jokes that whoosh right over it

With great power

Comes a massive energy bill

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.