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i don't agree with the usage of upper case letters

i'm an anti-capitalist

What do you call it when you reprimand upper case letters?

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

Why doesn't the Russian alphabet have upper case letters?

Because they're anti-capitalists.

PASSWORD PROBLEMS ( LONG ONE )

Windows : Please enter your new password.

User : cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

User : boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 numerical character.

User : 1 boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, t...

Passwords NSFW

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." ...

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Fuck you I quit

Boss: I understand, but we will need your password so we can login to your pc and reset it.

Me: “Fuck you I quit”

Boss: “here just write it down on this piece of paper for me.

Me: ...scribble scribble “Fuck you i quit”... hand the piece of paper back to my boss.

Boss: ...

WHY ARE THE COURT DOCUMENTS PERTAINING TO MY ILLEGAL AMPHETAMINE POSSESSION IN ALL CAPS?

It's an upper case

How do you know your S&M partner works in IT?

They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A redditor forgot his e-mail password, so he tried to change it. Here's how it went

"penis"

-Password to short-

"bigpenis"

-Password needs to contain at least one number-

"12inchpenisdammit"

-Password needs to contain at least one symbol

"12'penisforfuckssake"

-Passwords needs to contain at least one upper case letter-

"Jesusm...

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