If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery
If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate & nuts.
Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche.
So, a 4,000-year-old teenage skeleton unearthed near Stonehenge
Scientists are still open for the possibility that this is a more modern skeleton of someone who died of boredom, possibly from listening to some hippy chick explaining her celtic past lives.
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So a fellow walks into a bar and sees another fellow looking sad. “Hey, what’s bothering you, friend?” he says.
“All my life I’ve dreamed of being an acrobat,” the other fellow says. “But I had an inner ear deformity that affected my balance. So I became an archeologist instead. Then last week I unearthed a magic lamp and the genie inside granted me one wish. I knew exactly what I wanted. I wished for all the...
Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction
Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.
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