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Uber Eats Jokes

was out doing Uber eats deliveries and I delivered again to a house had just been to a few days ago. The guy had complimented me on my shirt last time and I was wearing the same one today.

He said "Hey I remember you and that's the same shirt too! lol". I said "Same shirt, different day".

I ordered my ex wife food she hates and had Uber Eats deliver it...

Because revenge is a dish best served cold

If a cannibal uses Uber eats

He would get 2 deliveries at the same time.

What do an uber eats driver and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Thanks to Uber Eats, ordering Chinese takeaway for a picnic is as easy as a

wok in the park.

A 5 year old was asked to name any 4 sources of food

1. Plants
2. Animals
3. Uber Eats
4. Foodpanda

The new CEO wanted to teach about productivity

After gathering the managers he spoke at the importance of cutting out the fat, streamlining the company, numbers and projections against the crisis and the need for a more energetic administration. After that, they left for lunch.

While passing through the offices, the new CEO found a young...

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