What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese man imitating a phone ringing and answering the call.

"Wing, wing, arrow?"

What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What haw two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone.

(I'm Chinese and I give this joke the Chinese stamp of approval)

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