Two Wing Jokes - 4 Hilarious Two Wing Jokes

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone!

What has two wings but doesn't fly...

Has two eyes but doesn't see, has two legs but doesn't walk?

A dead bird.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese man imitating a phone ringing and answering the call.

"Wing, wing, arrow?"

What haw two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone.

(I'm Chinese and I give this joke the Chinese stamp of approval)

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