What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese man's telephone

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese man imitating a phone ringing and answering the call.

"Wing, wing, arrow?"

What haw two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone.

(I'm Chinese and I give this joke the Chinese stamp of approval)

What was two wings, but cannot fly; two eyes, but cannot see; and two legs, but cannot walk?

A dead bird.

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