Try On Jokes - 8 Hilarious Try On Jokes

I was watching my wife try on outfits; I said, you know what you looked best in?

1996.

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An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit.

But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all.
So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."

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My roommate in college always gave us advice on what drugs to try on different holidays.

He was the original trip advisor.

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I went to my tailor and asked if I could try on the suit in the window.

"Sure," he said, "but wouldn't it be more comfortable if you used the dressing room?"

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I was trying to find a place in the clothes shop to try on some shirts. Finally found somewhere just right.

It was a fitting room.

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Where do Salads try on clothes?

The dressing room

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Men's jeans haven't really been working out for me, so I decided to try on women's jeans.

Then I realized it was the closest I'll ever get into a girl's pants.

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Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window.

Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room.

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