A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches ...
One popular feminine symbol of true romance is roses on a piano.
Most masculine ideas of romance include tulips on an organ.
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