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Call Girl Jokes

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What is the only "B" word you should call girls?

Beautiful. Bitches love it when you call them that.

what do you call a Norwegian call girl?

A fjord escort!

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For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.

When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.

What's the difference between call girl, girl friend and wife?

Prepaid, postpaid and unlimited

What do you call girls that don’t give head?

You don’t (call them)

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What do strippers call girls that they work with ?

A co-twerker..

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A marine and the call girl.

After a long tour of duty in Afghanistan, a U.S. Marine gets some well earned R&R state side. Seeing as he hasn't been with a woman for quite a while he decides to have a call girl meet him at a motel.

Once the girl arrives she suggests they get naked and get into bed, as the Marine strip...

In the 70's my friend was a high class call girl

Her 'pimp' was movie star Michael Caine, he got her the highest profile jobs in the industry and she got to 'work' with a lot of famous people.

This particular time she was at the Isle of Wight music festival and had to go and 'service' some musicians, well she gets back stage and there they...

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