Tower Of Pisa Jokes - 11 Hilarious Tower Of Pisa Jokes

Why is the tower of Pisa leaning?

Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Is Leaning.

The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.

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TIL that the leaning tower of Pisa collapsed after 848 years.

After an official investigation it was discovered not enough tourists have been holding it up since the start of the pandemic.

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I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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What did Big Ben say to the leaning tower of Pisa?

I’ve got the time if you’ve got the inclination.

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Ever been to the Tower of Pisa?

the security is pretty lenient

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They're going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa...

That way, it'll have both the time and the inclination.

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians

Not straight.

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I bought my friend with OCD a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa for his birthday.

He's going fucking nuts trying to hang it straight.

President of France, Italy and Serbia are flying over the world in a jet.

They fly over France and the president of France says:
"Look, there's France!!"
Everyone asks:
"How do you know?"
He responds:
"You can see the Eiffel tower."

They fly over Italy and the president of Italy says:
"Look, there's Italy!!"
Everyone asks:
"How do you know?"...

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So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...

The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.

New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.

Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.

Chuck Norris doesn't fart, beca...

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