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The Device Too Big To Fail

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing.”

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Your momma is so fat

That the government had to bail her out because she was too big to fail.

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Why do obese people always pass their exams?

Because they're too big to fail.

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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