I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail.
Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked...
What's in a name
I found out the other day that my friend Karen had a name change when she was younger, it blew my mind and I couldn't help but share that tidbit with everyone I knew.
She pulled me aside today and asked me to stop sharing her secret with everyone.
Honestly I just can't help it, Sharon ...
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The danger of eating Chili
I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in hindsight may not have been very wise.
You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful,which ...