The Last Jedi Jokes - 9 Hilarious The Last Jedi Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker called the last Jedi ?

Because he was the Obi Wan left

The Last Jedi was really good

Definitely in my top 10 Star Wars movies

Concerning the jokes in Star Wars - The Last Jedi

They all seemed a bit forced.

How amazing is that scene from The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..

CGI Rocks!

Two Star Wars super-fanboys who hated The Last Jedi die and are at the gates of heaven

St Peter is there and tells them that before entering the afterlife, they may ask God himself one single question that He will answer truthfully for them.

"All the secrets of the Universe, past present and future are all available to you. Ask, and He will answer."

They whisper with ea...

My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...

unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.

Creds: The one liner king Milton Jones

If you give an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters an infinite amount of time, they will eventually recreate all of Shakespeare's masterpieces accidentally...

But give them five minutes, and they'll have the script of The Last Jedi.

I haven't seen the new starwars film yet.

After the Last Jedi I'm afraid it might be just Han So-so.

So I went to the cinema to book my tickets to the new Starwars

I walked up to the desk, and said "Hi, I'd like two tickets to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi, as close to the release as possible".

The worked replied "Ok, I can get you two tickets for the 16th of December, your showing will be at 16:45. It will be $60 though."
A little miffed at the pric...

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