Noddy Jokes

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ...

Teacher : Whats your name ?

Boy : Nadir

Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is nodee from today.

Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?

Boy : I am an American now, so call me n... read more

Her husband, who's having a chat with one of his mates over a coffee, takes his shirt and vest off, gives the woman a box with some colouring stuff in, and she calms down and begins to draw Noddy in wax on her husband's right scapula.

The husband's mate looks bemused and asks the guy what she... read more

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

True story: I was in a biology class when the tutor actually asked this question for real. This actually happened, no joke. Finally, after all these years, I was actually able to give the joke answer in an actual real-life honest-to-goodness context. Thi... read more

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.