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Udp Jokes

Three UDP packets walk into a bar

The first says "I'll have a beer"
The third says "I'll have a whisky"
The second says "I'll have wine"
The barman asks what they want to drink

I dressed up as a UDP packet for Halloween…

…but I don’t think anyone got it.

What's the best part about UDP jokes?

If the other person doesn't get it, I don't care!

I'd tell a UDP joke...

But I'm not sure if anyone would get it.

Because of COVID19...

We will be converting all TCP applications to UDP to avoid handshakes.

IT jokes? I'll tell ya UDP jokes all day...

I don't care if you get 'em or not!

Some network jokes

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

...

I told a UDP joke, but no one got it.

Oh well, I gave it my best effort.

I told my friends a UDP joke

But Idk if they got it.

Nerd Joke: What's the difference between UDP and an epileptic?

Only one of them shakes hands.

I guess if you're worried about offending epileptics, you can swap out "epileptic" with "well-trained dog." I came up with this after hearing another UDP joke: "I know a great UDP joke, but you might not get it."

man coronavirus is real..

you gotta start using UDP over TCP to avoid handshake

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