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Which kind of flowers are such excellent talkers?

Tulips. (Because they have two lips.)
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I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers.

It's called On and On Anon.
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It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life...

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It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life from a German patrol. One of the benefi...

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People who take phone calls while dropping a deuce...

...Are real shit-talkers.

Interrogation...

Suspect: I ain't talking

Cop: [sharpens knife] we have other ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake]

Suspect: can I have some

Cop: cake is for the talkers
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