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Whilst watching The Incredible Dr. Pol, my wife got upset with the answer I gave my daughter, when she asked me what "Applying monofilament sutures to female canine's lacerations" meant.

Apparently, "Bitches gonna get stiches" isn't an appropriate thing to say to a 7-year old...

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An 100 year old man brings home a prostitute from a local bar.

The lady begins to undress and perform a headstand in the corner.
The man asked, what are you doing? One of those fancy Carmen sutures positions.
She said no. I figured you can't get it up so go ahead and drop it down in.

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A prostitute has a problem...

There once was a very prolific prostitute. She serviced many a John and a Jane over her career.

Her biggest insecurity was always the way her vagina looked. She had rather large pussy lips (labia minora). Occasionally, she would be rejected by a client because of the way her lady bits looked...

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