Super Man Jokes

And he sees Wonder Woman, she is butt naked and spread eagle and moaning, and Superman thinks to himself, this is my chance to make the perfect baby, I’ll be in and out in a flash. So he flys in and out. All of the sudden the Invisible Man jumps up off of Wonder Woman, and she asks what’s the matter... read more

Laying on her roof naked. Super man thought “I’m so fast I can fly down get me a little Yoo-hoo from my lady love and be gone before anyone sees me.” So Superman does just that, flys down gets him some action, kisses her on the cheek and flys off before anyone knows he is there. Louis being totally... read more

The man turns to the woman and says "Hey, I've got this magic water that can make me fly." Then the woman says "I don't believe you. Show me."
So the man downs a magic water and gets on the top of the roof, jumps off, and flies back on. The woman says "Wow! Do that again!"
And so the man goes ... read more

Every 3 months or so, Superman & Batman meet up and go for a Costco run together. This particular morning, Batman is waiting for Superman to show up and he's late by over an hour. He's always been on time up until this morning. A little while later, Batman sees Superman flying towards him. As Su... read more