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Sun Tan Jokes

From my dad: What do you get when a blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a brunette?

Your camera.

I take part in the sun tan competition every single year.

Why do I never get better than bronze!

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics

...I got the bronze

What kind of sun tan lotion does Macklemore put on?

...SPF Thrifty.

I was tanning on the beach with my son.

After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster."

"Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.

He said, "No, you're just really ugly."

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Three girls decide to swim across a long lake.

They want to find out which swimming style is better. So they each choose a different stroke. The race starts and all three start giving it their all not paying too much attention to the others. The brunette uses the front stroke and comes in first by about 5 mins. The red head shows up doing the ba...

There is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day...

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body.

He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out.

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