Where will you find Igglepiggle in a suit of armor?

In the Knight Garden.

I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor

Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.

Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, and what are you?

Stark naked.

What do you call a long, skinny fish wearing makeup and a suit of armor?

Pretty Sir Eel

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King Arthur's shortest Knight.

Once there was a man who wanted be a Knight of the Round table. He had all the qualifications, but he was under 3 feet tall. He journeyed to Camelot to gain audience with King Arthur.

When he appeared before the court, all the other knights made fun and heckled him mercilessly. He though...

In Medieval Europe, there once was a triangular lake.

This triangular lake was quite large; so large, in fact, that three separate kingdoms were built on each side of this lake. These kingdoms were very different one from another.
The first kingdom was the richest - smooth stone walls built like a fortress, lavish houses for all, and a generous king...

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Batman

How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again’? Its bullshit!

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