What do you call a fruit mixed with a stone that *isn’t* a stone fruit?

...Pome*granite.*

What's the nightmare of a president who is allergic to stone fruit?

Impeachment

I used to think Pomegranate was a stone fruit...

Pom-a-granite

"A" hairy fruit. "AN" especially juicy stone fruit. "THE" fuzzy fruit...

= articles of imPEACHment.

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