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Anabolic Jokes

Terminator movie, Kennedy family and anabolic steroid walked into a bar

They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Please keep it down. What you are arguing about?"

"We have a little disagreement about who of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big."

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A woman comes home from the doctors.

Husband: "Is everything OK.?"

Wife: No it isn't.. The doctor has put me on some sort of steroids and I have started to grow a "

Husband: "Anabolic?"

Wife: "No just a "

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Female body builder:Doc I've taken so much steroids its actually made me grow a !

Doctor:Anabolic?

Female body builder:No,just a .

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A woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I'm concerned I'm growing a because of all these steroids that I've been taking"

Doctor says: "Anabolic?"
Woman: "No no, just a "

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A female athlete goes to the doctor.

Athlete: “Doctor, I've been training hard, and I’m really worried that I might be growing a ! You know - because of all the steroids I’ve been taking.”


Doctor: “Anabolic?”


Patient: “No, just a .”

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A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a .

A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a .

'A , you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded.

'Steroids, you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded again.

'Anabolic?' said the doctor.

'No,' said the woman. 'Just a ...

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"I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another "

"Anabolic?"

"No, just the "

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