UPJOKE
energy-storingsteroidsteroidsandrogenicstanozololdiuretichormoneanabolic steroidenergymetaboliccellepoamphetaminessubstancestestosterone

Anabolic Jokes

Terminator movie, Kennedy family and anabolic steroid walked into a bar

They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Please keep it down. What you are arguing about?"

"We have a little disagreement about who of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman comes home from the doctors.

Husband: "Is everything OK.?"

Wife: No it isn't.. The doctor has put me on some sort of steroids and I have started to grow a penis"

Husband: "Anabolic?"

Wife: "No just a penis"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Female body builder:Doc I've taken so much steroids its actually made me grow a penis!

Doctor:Anabolic?

Female body builder:No,just a penis.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, I'm concerned I'm growing a penis because of all these steroids that I've been taking"

Doctor says: "Anabolic?"
Woman: "No no, just a penis"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A female athlete goes to the doctor.

Athlete: “Doctor, I've been training hard, and I’m really worried that I might be growing a penis! You know - because of all the steroids I’ve been taking.”


Doctor: “Anabolic?”


Patient: “No, just a penis.”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a penis.

A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a penis.

'A penis, you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded.

'Steroids, you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded again.

'Anabolic?' said the doctor.

'No,' said the woman. 'Just a penis...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just the penis"

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.