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Start Off Jokes

Why does a well-done trans joke start off dark and turn wholesome?

Because the goal is a good transition.

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What a better way to start off a flight

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude the captain announced:
“ ladies and gentlemen this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, rela...

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How do the best naughty jokes start off ?

The best naughty jokes start with a quick look over your shoulder to see who might be listing!

How about some stereotyping to start off the day?

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of sup...

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If you start having sex at 11:58 tonight, you might start off the new year with a blast

if you make it that long

How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?

They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.

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A couple go to a marriage counselor. The counselor says “let start off with something you have in common”.

The husband says “ neither one of us like to suck cock”

How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?

Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

I was hoping 2019 would be a year where people stopped getting offended by everything, but boy was I wrong. All I said was "I hope you start off the new year on the right foot"

Damn amputees

A man asks his buddy to check up on his cat

A man asks his buddy to check up on his cat and his mother as he is going on vacation for a month. The trip is goin well when one day he receives an e-mail from his friend that reads: "Your cat was hit by a truck and died".

He immediately calls his friend to ask what exactly had happened and ...

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