Start Me Up Jokes - 2 Hilarious Start Me Up Jokes

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Why did Microsoft license "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones?

Because their software makes a grown man cry.

Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song “Start Me Up” be used for a Windows 95 commercial?

Because it contains the lyrics “You’d make a grown man cry.”

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