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Space Cadet Jokes

Trump just made himself the first member of Space Force

He’s Space Cadet #1

So I decided to join the space force today...

I immediately got promoted because I have apparently been a space cadet for most of my life.

I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts

The amount of space cadets I come across is startling

Career Choices

As a child, I thought about being a musician, but all my efforts fell flat.

In High School, my teachers seemed to be pushing a career as an astronaut, but then I realized they had something else in mind when they said I was “a real space cadet.”


My first job was working in an ora...

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