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Sonic The Hedgehog Jokes

During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim

Because he's gotta go fast.

How do you stop Sonic the Hedgehog from running?

Elect some other candidate in the primaries.

Fasting.

What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

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My buddy Sam spends way too much time playing video games.

He's not very social, and hardly leaves his house except to go to Best Buy. He's not bad looking and can sing like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. One day he tells me he has a crush on the girl that works in the home theater department named Shiba. I tell him, "Sam, you should talk to her. It's a...

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