Smoking Gun Jokes - 3 Hilarious Smoking Gun Jokes

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Mom, triplets and a smoking gun.

A mother, pregnant with triplets, was shopping in the local convenience store. Suddenly a man came in with a gun, held up the owner, and demanded all their cash.

The owner, tired of being robbed, also pull out a gun. And in the ensuing gun fire the mother was shot three times in her stomach. ...

Close Call

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus.

"Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the solicitor.

An...

Dave and Joe were best friends

Joe and his family went on vacation for about a week, but when he came back, Dave noticed that he was very different, his mood and tendencies had completely changed.

This was not the same Joe.

The smoking gun was that Joe's eyes were not his usual green, but blue.

He flew to J...

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