Smell Good Jokes - 10 Hilarious Smell Good Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Hehe

How much energy does it take to make a bathroom smell good?

About 3 Juuls

To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ...

Old Space.

AXE products claim if you smell good, women will be all over you, but that can't be right

I've never had any problems with my nose and I'm still single.

People are like onions They make me cry

but they smell good when they're cooking

My wife has a sinus condition that suppresses her ability to detect odors

But she gets offended when I tell people that she doesn't smell good.

Women are like bacon.

They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Women are like roses

They look and smell good but if you touch them wrong they’ll stab you

Women are like candles

They may be warm and smell good, but they’ll burn your house down if you don’t pay enough attention to them.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man was cleaning his gun and his grandson asked if he could help

The grandfather replied, "Can your touch your ?" " Well, no. " replied the grandson
The next day the grandfather was skinning a deer and his grandson asked if he could help. The grandfather asked, "Can your touch your ?" Once again the grandson said no.
The next day the young ...

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