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Sleep Talk Jokes

— Babe, did you know you sleep talk?

— Oh yeah?! How so?

— I heard you cursing me all night long last night on your sleep.

— who said I was sleeping?

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My wife tapped me on the shoulder and complained that Susan was keeping her awake.

"Who the fuck is Susan?" I asked.

She said, "You tell me. You were the one sleep talking."

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A couple is sleeping in night

The wife starts to sleep talk and she yells "Oh no, my husband is coming home!"
"Oh shit" the husband immediately jumps out through the window.

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