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Sleep Schedule Jokes

What do you call a knight with a consistent sleep schedule?

Sir Cadian

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If my sleep schedule was a person it'd be pretty hot, (nsfw)

Because it keeps getting fucked

I have a really healthy sleep schedule. I sleep at least eight hours a day

And at least ten a night.

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Three old men, 70, 80, and 90 years young, sat on a park bench for a chat.

During their conversation, the topic of sleep schedules and bodily functions comes up. Of course, being a competitive group, each one feels the need to have the most significant problems.

The 70 year old says, "I wake up at 5 AM every morning and need to pee urgently, but I have to stand th...

There once lived a family of balloons, there was: A mommy balloon, a daddy balloon and a kid balloon.

Each night the kid balloon would get nightmares and go into the parents bed when they were asleep. The daddy balloon constantly told the kid balloon not to do this as it was disrupting his sleep schedule. But as the kid got older and older he began not to fit. So one night he released some air from ...

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