Wlodek, a rural farmer, has decided that might be safer not keeping his money under the mattress. So he takes his horse and cart and goes off to the nearest town to talk to the bank. "Right," says Wlodek, "I want to make sure my 50 zlotys are safe. Like, what happens if someone robs you and takes...
Husband and wife are out shopping
. Wife: Honey, look what nice shoes I found! I just forgot my wallet ... The husband is reaching for his, the wife is already happy. - How many are these shoes? - he asks. - 700. The husband gives her 50 zlotys and says: - Then take a cab and get your wallet.
A Polish guy walked into a bar...
... in Poland. He announced that he had withdrawn his entire fortune, 100,000 zlotys, from the bank, invested it in gold bars, and put them into a safe in his house.
This was back when a zloty was worth something, so the other patrons immediately started to argue with him:
"You're an ...
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