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Sheeps Jokes

Black Sheeps, White Sheeps

A city guy goes hiking and comes across an old shepherd pasturing his flock. The guy is alone so he decides to have a little chat with the shepherd while having a rest. Word by word, their chat gets to sheep.

Guy: How much milk do sheeps give per day?

Shepherd: The white ones or the bl...

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That sheeps a fucking liar but.

Scotsman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep."
Scotsman: "Mind if I speak to him?"
welshman: "Dog dont talk But."
Scotsman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Welshman: (Look of shock!)
Scotsman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Ye...

The missionary and the black sheep

A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.

Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one d...

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